If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.
I LOVE YOU KAREN
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.